#incorrect god of mischief quotes

[romanoffshouse]

Thor: Didn't you die?

Loki: That was weeks ago. Things change.

[loki-stuff]

Loki Show Progression

Season 1

Loki: I hate you

Mobius: not according to this picture I drew of us holding hands.

Season 2

Mobius: I don’t know you

Loki: not according to this picture I drew of us holding hands.

[daisybell17]

Loki, talking about Mobius: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

[m6rvelz]

Loki: Life is so drastic right now that it makes me want to die.

Thor: Then die.

Thor: Oh wait. You’ve already done that.

Clint: THOR—

[taw-k]

Thor: haha, my brother's so forgetful

Thor: sometimes he even forgets how to breathe!

Loki: *having a panic attack*

Thor: don't worry he does this all the time

[ir0npvrker]

mobius: loki and i got married!

b-15: don't share your personal problems with everyone

[mvrcvariant]

Loki: * pulls out a knife*

Thor: How many of those do you have?

Loki, pulling out more: How many do you need?

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Avengers Assembled

Tony: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.

Loki: What club?

Natasha: The hating Loki club.

Loki: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

[brokenpoetliz]

Yn: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Loki: What?

Yn: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

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[romanoffshouse]

Thor: Guess what I'm about to get!

Loki: On my nerves

[loki-stuff]

Loki: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Mobius: Like its slips on and off really easily.

Loki:

Mobius: No, I didn't mean it like that-

B-15: We know what you meant.

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Loki, eavesdropping on the timelines: Absolutely not. You do not speak to your mother that way! ... Don't make me come down there! I kept you in this world, and I will take you out of it!

[daisybell17]

Mobius: Loki and I are no longer friends. Loki: MOBIUS THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

[oh-look-at-her]

I'm working on a Loki fic but I need to know what POV y'all want it from 😭

[taw-k]

Jane: would you still love me if I were a worm

Thor: ...

Thor: ...

Thor: BROTHER DID YOU THREATEN TO TURN MY GIRLFRIEND INTO A WORM?!

[ir0npvrker]

thor: you tricked me!

loki: i deceived you. ‘trick’ makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship